In today’s Slightly Exotic Deals Department:

Near East Roasted Garlic & Olive Oil Couscous – $.50 /box

Stock up. You’re going to wish you had boxes and boxes of this tasty dish. It’s a meal by itself or, as a side dish, it goes with practically anything.

Bahlsen Deloba Cookies – $.50 /box

Puff pastry biscuits with fruit filling. These cookies are so tasty we can’t stop eating them at Focker’s. We’ve gained 40 collective pounds eating Bahlsen Deloba Cookies. We can’t stop ourselves. Help us. Take the Bahlsen Deloba Cookies home with you. We’re begging you.

Old El Paso Taco Seasoning Mix – $.25/packet or $7.00/case of 32

It’s easy. It’s cheap. It has 40% less sodium than regular taco seasoning mix. It goes nicely with the 75 cent Dei Fratelli Tomato Juice for easy winter soup recipes.

What can we say except, “Mmmmm?”

Focker’s has five flavors of fabulous fish entrees. (Say that fast five times.)

• Lemon Dill Salmon
• Salmon Primavera
• Sesame Ginger Shrimp
• Garlic Butter Shrimp
• Mediterranean Herb Tilapia

They’re deliciously fresh, full meals with seafood, rice and veggies. Under 300 calories. High in convenience and Omega-3′s. Just $2.00 each.

We have a HUGE new load of frozen food just in today. Everything from pie cherries to Polska Kielbasa plus all the old favorites that Fockershoppers have been begging for–like eggrolls and all your favorite Jimmy Dean’s.

You can even accessorize your plate with a World Classics Southwestern Style Chicken Purse. No. Really.

Come see!

If our tasty tomato juice had a label, it would look like this.

Label-free Dei Fratelli Tomato Juice is just $.75 for the 46 ounce can. It’s made from fresh tomatoes, not from concentrate, and there’s no water added. There are only two ingredients–tomatoes and sea salt.

All the Fockers and Fockershoppers who tested the Dei Fratelli juice by doing tomato juice shots in the aisles agreed: Dei Fratelli Tomato Juice is delicious! And it’s extremely cheap at Focker’s.

In related tomato news….

SnowFloss Whole Tomatoes – $7.00 per case of 12 / 14.5 oz cans

Collect the whole set! It’s time to stock up for the soup, chili and Bloody Mary season that’s just ahead.

Nature Sweet Cherub Tomatoes: Delicious vine ripened grape tomatoes in a resealable package. Perfect for salads or snacking. – $1.50/ea

Fresh, organic Farmer’s Market okra – $2.00/bag

Cranberry – Cranberry/Pomegranate – Cranberry/Strawberry/Banana – Fruit & Veggie – and more.

All flavors. 64 ounces. $1.00 per bottle.

Stock up. Hydrate. Treat the children. Mix it with adult beverages. Wash your hair with it.

$1 Ocean Spray Juice has hundreds of uses.

Twin sheets – 800 thread count – all kinds of colors and styles. $10 per set.

For this price, you need never do laundry again.

I generally spend most of my time in the ebay lab listing and shipping, but as it turns out, I cannot possibly keep up with the influx of product that the Focker Stockers pile on me. Additionally, I was in St. Louis for 5 days, and when I’m not there to keep an eagle eye on what comes into my area, those sneaky rascals slip in and quietly drop off anything that doesn’t fit into their area. As such, my area is a complete disaster.

When I arrived today, I was sent to clean my room. “We can’t even walk back there!” I was informed. “You could at least try to organize it a little!”

At first, I thought about arguing because I know exactly where everything is, and since I’m the one shipping it, I’m the only one who needs to be able to get around back there anyway. But, as I began digging a tunnel through the explosion of product, I uncovered some things I didn’t even know were still here.

These jewelry cases are pretty cool, but the mirror front in both the black and oak versions are broken. Katie P. noted that even so, it would make an excellent craft station for someone who did embroidery, jewelry making, or many other activities. I think she’s on to something; if a person was pretty crafty, they could take the broken mirror out of the front and replace it with corkboard or some other material and all of the hooks inside would be fabulous for hanging floss, various chains or necklaces, etc.

Here are some pictures:

These were over $140 on QVC, but with a broken mirror, they are $25 at Focker’s. If you are interested, tell the Front Focker’s that you need to be taken to the lab and we’ll work out a deal.

Brand new in sizes from PA to XL Adult: White Motion Wear leotards. Sleeveless & spaghetti strap; a few long sleeve – $4.00 each

Brand new Capezio or Danskin tights, sizes from Toddler to Adult: nude, white, pink, black, net, navy, footless, convertible and footed – $2.50 a pair.

Stock up for the dance class and recital season!

Brand new in the box. Football and Soccer Cleats. Baseball cleats too.

Adidas, Easton, Nike and Under Armour. Big boy and little boy sizes. Prices range from $20 to $35 bucks per pair.

We have a small number of brand new Asics wrestling shoes – $20/pair for budget- and quality-minded grapplers.

Today’s load of new, name brand athletic shoes for $35/pair includes new men’s and women’s styles from Brooks, Adidas, Saucony, Mizono, Etonic, Nike and New Balance.

Nike, Wilson, Reebok, New Balance and more all for $35.00. Available at the 62 and Downtown locations.