As we all know, Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! This is the time for you to start thinking about your other half”s gifts, and also think about fun activities.

Our “Nice” Focker selection offers you pretty baskets with gourmet goodies. Choose from a White Mulberry bath kit in a scrolled metal bath tub, a Warm Vanilla set with  rose petal soap and latte mix, a smoked salmon dinner basket with olives and pasta, a wine and cheese biscuit basket, and fancy Victorian tea boxes, among others.

Our “Naughty” Focker selection offers you flavored condoms, relaxers, body oils, and fun lubricants. We have fun toys for our single costumers located on our display.  And for all of you who want to celebrate a little longer than others, we also have female and male enhancements to make the passionate night you always want to remember.

Get the following BIG GAME deals at Focker’s before 5:00 tomorrow!

Dark Chocolate Peanut M & M’s 24 count box OR Kit Kat Dark Chocolate bars 24 count box $7.50

AND

Terra, Kettle and Garden of Eatin bags of chips sizes from 4oz to 9oz ALL $1.00

Kendra and Kim are hosting a Focker SuperBowl party to reward our staff for beating the hell out of their sales goals for January and for being the most amazing crew in town. As such, we will close at 5:00 so they can all be up the hill in plenty of time for the BIG GAME. Some responsible Designated Opener will get the doors open on Monday at 9:00 a.m. just like always.

We now have Monari Federzoni Balsamic Vinegar of Modena from Italy in a 16.9 oz decanter for an amazing $3.00. If you are still enjoying a ham and beans winter this vinegar would be beautiful. As a glaze for veggies or as a dollop in a bread dip this vinegar is rich, smooth, and sweet. We have an opened bottle now at the store for you to savor. See for yourself that this is a quality, expensive balsamic made affordable at Focker’s.

All this unseasonably warm weather has got us thinking about how we’ll look when it’s time to break out the bikinis. Fortunately, we got something for that at Focker’s. Yes it’s:

SlimShots Liquid Portion Control. According to the box, SlimShots active ingredient is clinically shown to help you eat up to 30% less all day.

• Works from the very 1st day
• Moderate your eating habits
• Reduce portion size
• Resist between meal grazing
• Vegan Friendly
• Product of Sweden

All this for just $4.00 for a box of 30 chocolate flavored shots. Just think of how much you’ll save on groceries.

$0.50 will buy your feathered friends a huge bag of corn chips. They did not pass the normal Focker test for freshness because of their lack of preservatives. Birds will not notice. The pallet of choices is out front with a Bird Food sign. Make these chips fly away!

For salads and sandwiches grab some PICKLES. We have Wickles, spears, slices, and sugar-free relish only 50-75 cents a jar. Feed those fans! Pucker up. We have pickles for less than a buck.

Stock up at this price on Jerky Sticks and a huge variety of chips such as Cracker Jacks, Corn Nuts, Cheez-its, Ritz, Goldfish, pretzels, sunflower seeds and more! Put a basket next to every fan’s chair!

This week at Focker’s, we unloaded an HBA truck with 10 pallets of diapers. We have just about every common brand in nearly every size, but they are selling FAST, so don’t dawdle. Here are some of the brands; I’ll post more as they become available or feel free to PM, call, or email to ask if we have your brand and size still in stock. Also, there are so many of these, and so many are listed online, that most are not on the store floor. If you come into the store and can’t find the ones you are looking for on the floor, send a Focker to the warehouse or Kendra’s office to look! Most of these are the huge boxes that cost $40-$50 in the regular retail stores; at Focker’s they are between $20-$30 instead! We do have smaller packs available as well, by the pack or by the case.

*Huggies Little Snugglers
*Huggies Little Movers
*Huggies Snug and Dry
*Huggies Overnight
*Pampers Baby Dry
*Pampers Swaddlers
*Pampers Swaddlers Sensitive
*Pampers Cruisers
*Luvs
*Earth’s Best
*Seventh Generation
*Nature Babycare
*PullUps
*EasyUps
*GoodNights
*Fisher Price

We also have probably 50 cases of Similac Ready-To-Feed formula by the quart available, as well as baby wipes and a rather extensive selection of Earth’s Best baby food at the moment. All are fresh and priced far below retail!

We got several pallets of musical instruments and equipment in last week and Focker’s has been rockin’ ever since.

This is some great stuff! Over 200 items–including everything from the Aguilar TLC Compressor to the Zoom FS01 Footswitch.

With a very few exceptions, it’s all priced at a fabulous 50% off suggested retail.

But here’s the best part:

Local musicians and DJ’s get the first pick!

Check out this list of available items then scurry on in to get what you want before it’s gone.

All items that haven’t been sold by the end of the MLK holiday (7 pm on Monday, 1/16/12) will be listed on eBay at a higher price so come get the We Love Our Local Songbirds deals while you can.

Layaway is available: 25% down and 30 days to pay.

And just in time for that $10-or-less gift exchange, here are a couple of suggestions from Focker’s wide variety of fabulous yet affordable gifts:

For the Gardener

It’s the Garden Lovers Gift Tote of Tools and Treats
from Art of Appreciation.

This beauty includes gardening gloves, garden kneeling pad, 3 decorative garden tools, and soothing eucalyptus hand lotion to use after the work is done plus English Breakfast Tea, Gourmet Caramel Popcorn, Bonbon Fruit Candy and a large, hand frosted Sunflower Cookie.

The suggested retail price for this great gift is $39.95 but it’s only $9.95 at Focker’s.

For People with Muddy Feet
(and the people who love them. and the people who would like them better if they didn’t have muddy feet.)

We have a bunch of new door mats– Arkansas Hog Country, Harley Davidson, John Deere, Winchester, Jack Daniels and more.

These mats are only $7.00 each– a small price to pay for domestic tranquility.