The general lunacy level at Focker’s ratcheted up another notch today in preparation for the United States’ 234th birthday party.
Pam the Manager demonstrated her proficiency in Focker Management Principles by showing up for work dressed as a firecracker. (We think that’s what she was dressed up like. We’re not sure but it didn’t seem polite [...]

The text messages started flying at 7 a.m. this morning. “The drillers are coming! The drillers are coming!”
Which, if you’re one of the three Big Fockers, is an announcement that’s even more exciting than a visit from Santa. It means the beginning of Serious Work on the warehouse foundation.
The guys from Skyline Drilling arrived with [...]

…. the bitch fell off.
Fockershoppers are a famously resourceful bunch. This gentleman came to the store this morning to buy a vacuum cleaner for a friend and said, “Hoo boy! Oughta be a hoot to get it home on the bike.”
Natually, we all had to abandon the store (with camera in hand) to see how [...]