The roads melted down far enough today for the Fockers to skid to work sideways so everybody slid in and started ripping up the store.

They look so innocent don't they? Katie, Sergio, Casey & Nathan pause in the middle of tearing up an aisle like a bunch of Tasmanian Devils.

Sergio, our Fockercrombie & Fitch model, demonstrates work in progress and his Slanket

By the end of the day, we were ready to drag in some pallets from the new gourmet & organic truckload.

Nobody knows why Nathan wears shorts and t-shirts when it’s 6 degrees outside (including Nathan) but he does. So Kendra dressed Nathan in a genuine faux leopard Slanket ^* and sent him to the warehouse.

Nathan models the Slanket. It

[^* Here's a thoroughly edifying review of the Slanket, including an answer to the eternal question: Why can't you just wear a backwards bathrobe? ]

There is a lot of stuff on this truck so we’ll have to keep you posted about what the Slanketfockers find as they haul it in.

Here are a few of the deals we found today:

• Angie’s Artisan Treats Kettle Corn … suggested retail: $5.49… Focker price: $.50

• Back to Nature 100% Whole Grain Granola Cookies… suggested retail: $3.99… Focker price: $.50

• Manischewitz Potato Kugel Mix … suggested retail: $3.99 … Focker price: $.50

• Hain Mini Munchies Rice Snacks (White Cheddar, Mild Cheddar, Apple & Cinnamon) … suggested retail: $2.49 … Focker price: $.50

• Spectrum Organic Dry Roasted Flaxseed … suggested retail: $7.99… Focker price: $1.00

• Kingsmill Gluten Free Raisin & Cinnamon Rice Bread … suggested retail: $4.49… Focker price: $.50

• Beigel Mega Sesame Sticks Pretzels … suggested retail: $1.39… Focker price: $.50

• Legends of China Organic Green Tea … suggested retail: $6.99 … Focker price: $2.00