…. the bitch fell off.

A happy Fockershopper with his new passenger

Fockershoppers are a famously resourceful bunch. This gentleman came to the store this morning to buy a vacuum cleaner for a friend and said, “Hoo boy! Oughta be a hoot to get it home on the bike.”

Natually, we all had to abandon the store (with camera in hand) to see how that went.

A few rope tricks and bungee cords later, he was ready to roll.

“Does your new biker babe have a name,” we asked?

“Yep,” he replied. “Hoover. She’s a sucky bitch.”